They didn’t mean to start a war. They meant to start dinner.
Beneath the ticking towers of Cogshire, in the soot-slicked drainworks and forgotten pantries, two rats dared to dream. Not of escape. Not of vengeance.
Of cheese.
Remy Sprockette—the wild-eyed Clank Alchemist—and Basil Gearpaw—the overworked, under-slept grease-savant—were just trying to cook. Maybe power a lightbulb or three. But the Cheese Engine they built? It exploded. Literally.
The blast echoed through Cogshire, shattered the pantry lines, and gave Baroness Nyx von Clawthorne the perfect excuse to declare war.
Now the Federation calls them traitors. The rats call them heroes. And you? You get to drink out of their legacy.
Product Details:
Available in 11oz or 15oz ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike the Cheese Engine
Full-wrap high-res steampunk rat artwork
Designed in-universe by someone who’s definitely on a watchlist
Why It’s More Than a Mug:
Lore-soaked from the gears up—part of the Muntedverse: Pantry War Collection
Perfect for fantasy nerds, steampunk lovers, and anyone suspicious of government cheese
Pairs with late-night scheming, D&D sessions, and tea that might be sentient
Makes an unforgettable gift for rebels, alchemists, or chaotic kitchen gods
History will say they were reckless.
The rats say they were right. Hold the legend. Choose your side. Spill your tea—with intention.
