This vessel is a direct portal to the fourth dimension that happens to hold 11 ounces of liquid chaos. It features a face so vibrantly enlightened it makes reality look like a dial-up connection.
Owning this means you’ve looked into the abyss and it gave you a high-five for your impeccable taste. It’s built for the beautifully unhinged humans who require their caffeine served with a side of existential awakening and colours so juicy they beef with your retina.
Perfect For:
• Staring into the cosmic void while your tea steeps.
• Manifesting third-eye dominance during early morning meetings.
• People who believe looking inside should involve more neon and zero silence.
• Gifting to the friend who is legally 40% stardust and 60% questionable decisions.
Why It Slaps:
• Juicy Visuals: High-contrast psychedelic art that demands eye contact.
• Cosmic Charisma: Instantly adds +20 charisma to any kitchen counter or gaming desk.
• Mirrored Chaos: A symmetrical face-melt design that radiates double the enlightenment.
• Unhinged Durability: Survives the dishwasher and your most dramatic morning routines.
Specs & Important Bits:
• Material: 100% Glossy White Ceramic.
• Print Coverage: Full wrap-around psychedelic face-melt energy.
• Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
