The Heartbreaker Noir doesn't romanticise romance — it autopsies it. A sharply dressed fool with heart-shaped eyes stares back at you from your morning coffee, and honestly? He looks exactly like every decision you've ever made at 2am.
This is lowbrow art doing what lowbrow art does best: taking something ridiculous — heartbreak, caffeine dependency, the human condition — and making it beautiful anyway.
Drink up. You've survived worse.
Who this mug is for:
People who've been the villain in someone else's story.
People who've been the idiot in their own.
Anyone who finds the whole love thing equal parts hilarious and devastating.
Specs: Glossy black ceramic | 11oz & 15oz | Full-wrap print | Microwave & dishwasher safe | Made to order
